If the thought of leather, gimps and public humiliation is not your thing, abort now.

September 30, 2011

If you’ve secretly always wanted to know how to go about public sexual humiliation or how to dress like a S&M horse and whinny while pulling some ugly dude around by your mouth, by golly, can I shed some light for you.

Throughout our trip around the US, we’ve unfortunately been a couple of days too early or a week too late for some awesome festivals. I don’t know what fate is trying to tell us, but luckily, we were bang on time for the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco. Now, we’ve seen a lot of weird shit in our time. I actively seek weird shit out, hell, that’s what I call a good workday, but it’s one thing watching Fat Feeders and another seeing a megatron fattie doing sexy laughing while being spanked til her dimpled ass is red raw. I can’t even begin to describe the crazy shit we saw and you know what, the pictures don’t even do it justice. Everywhere you looked, there’d be some guy trying to not pass out during a public rope fetish demo, a man with GIGANTIC BALLS (Dr Joe, please send an email to explain) or women dressed as S&M warlocks leading War of Warcraft junkies by chains attached to their dicks. It was seriously awesome and this, pretty much sums it up.

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4 Responses to “If the thought of leather, gimps and public humiliation is not your thing, abort now.”

  1. wayne said

    some pictures should not be allowed to be put on the world wide web. these images will stay with me a very long time.

  2. Pops said

    Thanks you two. Mums off to the local ironmongers and pet shop to buy various things to give your poor father some S&M. I’m off

  3. Tom Nickels said

    His balls are the equivalent of lukes two big toes in one shoe bag.

  4. joe said

    Causes of a bulging knob devouring scrotal sac:

    1) huge balls. the upper limit of the bell curve. An outlier.
    2) tumour – in a man of his age, lymphoma should be considered.
    3) hydrocele – affliction of Mark in peep show season 1.
    4) varicocele – distended blood vessels resembling a bag a worms. Be careful, may herald a left sided renal cancer.
    5) inguinal hernia (indirect) – bowel or bowel lining passing through a defect in the musculature of the abdominal wall into the scrot.

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